(F)or a lot of women, happiness and sex are the same

Play with me like a toy (f)

Lucky that my tits are thin and humble, so you dont confuse them with mountains (28f)

well.. what are you waiting (f)or?

Ive got a cute (f)ace, curvy waist, thick legs, in shape

sometimes in life, its best to forget the large problems and just (f)uck for a petite while

I’m gonna be a mess, it might as well be a hot one (f)

I support womens rights, and their wrongs ? (28f)

caution: slippery when wet (28f)

Ill eat butt but I draw the line at coleslaw (28f)

I wanna go higher, can I sit on top o(f) you?

Call me compost because I am so degradable right now (f)

And the teen masturbates too much. Very loud. (28f)

Im the ghost with the most, girl (28f)

Oh, I dont carry a hole around with me, that would be too provocative (28f)

People are all we’ve got. So grab the night by its nipples and go (f)lirt with someone

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? (28f)

Heard you got that deep (f)or me

I axolotl questions (28f)

Ho always know its a ho (28f)

I got him rock hard, I (f)eel like Betty Rubble

sometimes he just eats my butt while I go through your messages and tell hi(m) about my (f)avorite ?

Its like you wear a neon sign that says "Raw dog me, Im a bottom." (28f)

I aint trying to (f)uck your girl, Im trying to plow your mature

what should my cucks punishment be (f)or dong blocking me at a bar?

I smoke, I drink, I (f)uck bitches, I skate. Im basically the shit.

Chase away my naughty babe blues, nothing that a bitch wont do (28f)

Change my mind: Whats more beautiful than a woman? (28f)

No one ever dries up, Im a (f)reak

How do I politely say blow my (f)ucking dick?

you, me and a nasty sleepover idea (f)

lets (f)uck on the trail and see how far we get

hungry? (f)

who doesnt love plump and sensitive pussy? (28f)

i(f) life gives you curves flaunt them

The guy for me is the cherry on the pie. But Im the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I dont have a cherry. (28f)

I (f)ound you, miss new butt

Boob world! Its a world (f)or you but its actually two. Boob world!

I wanna (f)uck you, you already know

What would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut? (28f)

Seriously, have you seen my silhouette? Sheesh, its giving main character energy (f)

would you add yours? (28f)

I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit (28f)

I think what women think is beauty is what is beautiful (28f)

drunk and so (f)ucking horny

Im pickin up good vibrations, shes giving me the excitations (f)

for all the daddys scrolling fssg today ? (28f)

I dont know where but she sends me there (fm)

Prettiness is lent to you by youth; attractiveness is purchased with experience (28f)

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm (28f)

If it wets your whistle, blow it (f)

Keep on shakin it all for me, givin it all to me, rubbin that body on me (f)

Check out this ass Im hawkin (28f)

It is a (f)act that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey

(F)uzzy duck, ducky fuzz. Does he fuck? Fuck, he does!

(F)uzzy duck, ducky fuzz. Does he fuck? Fuck he does!

And I gotta testify I get (f)lowers every Sunday

Kiss my butt and tell me how it tastes like peaches (28f)

Cause Ive got one hand in my pocket and the other one is givin a high (f)ive

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma (f)

Y’know, I could eat a peach (f)or hours

Sugar, spice and Im nice, show me what youre made o(f)

Im hotter than the stovetop, you can put your kettle on but Ima make the thing pop (f)

Its the adult tour, which means that we can say whatever the HELL we want! (28f)

on your knees patiently, quietly, (f)aithfully, worship me

Honey, they dont call it a "job" for nothing (f)

dinner reservations like the pussy, you gon eat out (f)

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere (f)

Pussy pathological come lie in it (f)

I been lifting heavy metal. See this ass? Aint no rental (28f)

I office my (f)emininity I make these boys get on their knees

Nymphomaniac: a slut as obsessed with sex as an average stud (f)

(F)eelin like a stripper when Im lookin in the mirror Ill be slappin on that booty gettin thicker and thicker

Mirror, mirror on the wall dont say it, cause I know Im cute (f)

You obviously didnt give and ya gotta give or the whole thing WILL go brown (28f)

Only exes that I care about are in my (f)ucking chromosomes

Post a titty, make a simp nut. Proud bitch, I smile when I blow (f)

Turn me on and up just like radio (f)

sluts should be stoned (28f)

Take of(f) your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em

In the older days this woman would have been tied to a stake and burned alive (28f)

Being a bitch is my kink, what the (f)uck else did you think?

Im a thick bitch, I need tempo (f)

I need a jack (f)or all of this ass, but it wont go flat

Why do women wear panties with (f)lowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there

I have masturbated myself out o(f) serious problems in my life

Maybe Im a bank loan cause this ass has your interest ? (f)

The wonder puss baffles its predators by acting downright weird (28f)

Dinosaur eats man, young inherits the earth (f)

I(f) the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!

You have that sharp, useless look about you (28f)

Shes gonna be screaming her own last name? (F)

Itll be just like a sleepover only well be sweaty and covered in grease! (F)

If I dont have some cake soon, I might die (f)

Itll be just like a sleepover, only well be sweaty and covered in grease! (28f)

Shes a saucy tiny tomato (28f)

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away (f)rom them!

Put that thing back where it came (f)rom, or so help me…

Courtney, this is not a democracy, its a cheerocracy (f)

I have a head (f)or business and a bod for sin

You must (f)orgive my lips… they find pleasure in the most unusual places

I went to the fridge to get a snack and you werent there..? (27f)

I know who I am. Im the dude playing a man disguised as another dude! (F)

Boy, i(f) you wanna go I would not mind, but Im not the kind of drum you play one time

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? (F)

Youre putting the pussy on a pedestal! (f)

Im just a notch in your bed post but youre just a line in this song (27f)

Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin’ like this — and totally redeem yourself! (27f)

Sing to me Paolo (f)

Have you ever wondered i(f) there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

I like your titties cause they prove I can (f)ocus on two things at once

I hate to be a Karen but your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable.. Could you please take them off? (27f)

Catch me with a D or apple just like Im in cider (27f)

It takes a lot o(f) balls to golf the way I do

Cause Im sexy, and chubby, stud (f)

I just wanted to let you know that the back o(f) your head is ridiculous

Damn girl, you got a bright (f)uture behind you

Hey, try not to blow any schlong on the way to the parking lot (f)

(F)uck ya life, bing bong

Try to catch me when Im covered in grease, Im a squirmy little (f)ella!

Leslie I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you may have network connectivity issues (f)

Guarantee turn a square to a bi bitch (f)

The best thing about being a coed is the prerogative to have a tiny (f)un and..

Only have pies for this one ? (FM)

(F)aulkner is cauc…asian. Well, they got that wrong, because youre obviously white.

The greater the mass, the greater the (f)orce of attraction

Shes gonna take me ? It aint even a thing right now (f)

Dont be so hard on yourself, be hard in me instead (f)

You know what gets my penis hard? Helping out my (f)riends

Please dont kill me Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel. (F)

Just leave me to do my ebony bidding on the internet (f)

Last time I heard that I laughed so hard I (f)ell off my dinosaur

Come to my house and take me home ? (27f)

She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Doug! (f)

Hit it (f)rom the side like a motherfuckin bass drum

You speak blasphemy, sir. (F)luently.

Ive got you skinny dipping deep inside my head (f)

Im an emo kid, nonconforming as can be, youd be nonconforming too i(f) you looked just like me

A petite cunning linguistics never hurt anybody (f)

Lets go kick some Hunny buns! (F)

We are the pirates who dont do anything! We just stay home and lie around (f)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (f)

please note the panic button at the foot of the bed and give me verbal confirmation that you heard what I said (f)

When you wanna slide? (f)

I get a small bit Genghis Khan. Dont want you to get it on with nobody else but me (f)

I wanna do a cartwheel. But legit casual-like. Not enough to make a monster deal out o(f) it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.

How do mansplainers get water? A well, actually.. (fm)

My name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands (f)or back on my bullshit

Making bisexual jokes can be rough cause it can go either way (f)

Do I look like I know what I jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog! (f)

Put it on me, enthusiastically. Whatever it is that you do, you do it admirably (f)

Bitch, I run this show, so leave the lights on. No, you can’t make me behave (f)

But when she made me laugh, doom doom right to my tomb (f)

Im a motherfucking woman, baby, thats right (f)

I dont care if you are pretty, I love you anyway (f)

Lip liner on my hole cause it speaks (f)or itself. Highlighter on my clit cause you needed some help

I got six numbers, one more and it would have been a complete phone number (f)

Conclusion: I will strangle you later (f)

Im a work of art, so pin me against the wall already (f)

Are you jealous of my heart because its pumping inside o(f) me and youre not?

Are you one of the 12 disciples? Because I want you to eat me like the last supper (f)

Vibe check ✅ (f)

I saw 50 cent making a sweater. I said, Gee, you knit? (f)

Lil mama got fucking appeal (f)

Are you (F)ive Gum? Because you sure know how to sti(m)ulate my senses

He just goes and goes. Just when you think hes going to stop.. he goes! Hes tenacious, just like a magic bunny! (fm)

Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter (fm)

Oh my, got them thunder thighs! Boom clack they smack when I stride ? (27f)

Listen, I am not to be fucked with. I am to be (f)ucked.

Ive got the gift o(f) one liners and youve got the curse of curves

Im bossy, you can work (f)or me

Id like to spend some time, you look like (F)riday night ?

Oh, what they think about you, prepare to leave my body when the time it comes through, loving on you (fm)

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling and ooh-wee its the ultimate (f)eeling

Roses are red. Violets are (f)ine. Ill be the 6. You be the 9.

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one? (f)

My name is Keri, Im so very (f)ly, oh my, its a lil bit scary

I live a life of leisure full o(f) guilty pleasure

Yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man. (f)

She said, where we going? Whats the move? I want to vibe tonight (f)

I just want (f)lowers and sex. You could come over no text

I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match (f)or my brains

sweet little un(f)orgettable thing

Make my planties wet ? (f)

(F) Make my planties wet ?

I don’t need a crown to know that I’m a queen (f)

Be young, be dope, be proud. (F)

I traded all my (f)riends for drugs and the internet ?

Livin rent (f)ree in your head

So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or (f)ertilized?

Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be (f)riends with me ?

What would you tiny maniacs like to do (f)irst?

I dont care what anybody says, Chuckie! Nakey is good! Nakey is (f)ree! Nakey is.. nakey!

Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around (f)

Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight (27f)

There is only one thing you are God given on this earth and its the audacity, and i(f) you dont use it, someone else will

Oil me up & schlong me down (f)

Ready or not, here I cum. Where you at? The night is teen (f)

(M)erry mil(f)s day bitches

Take it easy, yeah make yoursel(f) feel right at home

Currently seeking other types o(f) D because Im obviously good on vitamin D

Cause you want my love, I want your heart Just for a minute, come by and let me (f)inish on you

Unconventionally so (f)ucking sexy ?

I’m on top o(f) things. Would you like to be one of them?

There’s nothing here but hot singles in my area (f)

I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up (f)or anything.

I may not go down in history, but Ill go down on you (f)

I use an inhaler because I got assssss, ma (27f)

Baby, Im not your cell phone, but I still want to be touched by you every (f)ucking day

Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some? (F)

(f)uck them till you cum on them? ?

(F) is for friends who do stuff together ?

What a great start to my day ☺(f)

You cant lead a brave li(f)e without disappointing some people ?

I dont think I can wait, I just need it now, better swing my way (f)

Come visit me on the west coast. Baby, Ill let go, wont care about the things they say that we cant do (f)

Type that want to blow you dry then eat lunch with you (f)

I wanna get higher, higher than Niel Armstrong (f)

The next (f)ull (m)oon came a few days early

(F) Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got a

Spread your icing on my cake (f)

A wise young knows her limits, a smart babe knows that she has none (f)

What do you say we suck this joint and then each other? (f)

A(f)ternoon delight ?

Give it to me like you need it, baby (27f)

You dont even need a plate, just your (f)ace

Can you believe our luck? O(f) all the trees we couldve hit, we had to get one that hits back ⚡

Braless is (f)lawless

Believe in your (f)lyness, conquer your shyness

You could be the king but watch the queen conquer ??(f)

Im no beautiful queen, Im just sexy me (f)

(F)at bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

I know something you don’t….and that is…. I’M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We’re gonna get horny (f)or a minute!