Im out there, Jerry, and Im loving every minute o(f) it!

Im out there, Jerry, and Im loving every minute o(f) it!

Serenity now.(F)

Serenity now.(F)

Serenity now.(F)

Let’s parkour, as long as point A is my tit and point B your (f)ace:p

Let’s parkour, as long as point A is my tit and point B your (f)ace:p

Let’s parkour, as long as point A is my tit and point B your (f)ace:p

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat beautiful dogs.(F)

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat beautiful dogs.(F)

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs.(F)

I want people to be afraid o(f) how much they love me.

I want people to be afraid o(f) how much they love me.

Just do it… Nike.(F)

Just do it… Nike.(F)

Im Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!(F)

Im Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!(F)

I happen to dress based on mood.(F)

I happen to dress based on mood.(F)

I happen to dress based on mood.(F)

Giddy up! (F)

Giddy up! (F)

I(f) you’re Indian and you love to party, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali!

I(f) you’re Indian and you love to party, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali!

Bears eat beets.(F)

Bears eat beets.(F)

These pretzels are making me thirsty.(F)

These pretzels are making me thirsty.(F)

Hot damn!(F)

Hot damn!(F)

Hot damn!(F)

Hungry (f)or apples?

Hungry (f)or apples?

I need two men on this.(F)

I need two men on this.(F)

I need two men on this.(F)

The human (f)orm of the 100 emoji.

The human (f)orm of the 100 emoji.

Dinkin (F)licka!

Dinkin (F)licka!

I have very little patience for stupidity. (F) AMA!!!

I have very petite patience for stupidity. (F) AMA!!!

Ooh la la, someones gonna get laid in college.(F)

Ooh la la, someones gonna get laid in college.(F)

My appearance is designed to be (f)amiliar and to put you at ease.

My appearance is designed to be (f)amiliar and to put you at ease.

This is a very personal, private experience in the wild, that I wish to share it with me, mysel(f) and I.

Gazorpazorp(f)ield.

Gazorpazorp(f)ield.

(F)What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? AMA!

(F)What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? AMA!

Congrabuurptulations on being the you that’s not a total dick. Happy birthday, or whatever.(F)

Congrabuurptulations on being the you that’s not a total dick. Happy birthday, or whatever.(F)

Congrabuurptulations on being the you that’s not a total dick. Happy birthday, or whatever.(F)

Eek barba durkle (F)

Eek barba durkle (F)

If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwi(f)ty.

If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwi(f)ty.

I’ll take that steak to go. Please and thank you. (F)

I’ll take that steak to go. Please and thank you. (F)

My heart belongs to music. But my ass, belongs to these people.(F)

My heart belongs to music. But my ass, belongs to these people.(F)

You think youre excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

You think youre excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

Boom! Big reveal! I turned myself into a pickle! (F)

Boom! Big reveal! I turned myself into a pickle! (F)

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat beauty dogs.(F)

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat beautiful dogs.(F)

I’m not usually the booty of the joke. I’m usually the (f)ace of the joke.

I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the (f)ace of the joke.

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. (F)

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. (F)

I’m sorry, but your opinion means very petite to me. (F)

I’m sorry, but your opinion means very petite to me. (F)

The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.(F)

The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.(F)

Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. (F)

Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. (F)

Youve got your whole li(f)e ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.

Youve got your whole li(f)e ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.

Boob world-It’s a world (f)or you, but it’s actually two.

Boob world-It’s a world (f)or you, but it’s actually two.

I(f) your penis is a shotgun, you can call me Ernest Hemingway.

I(f) your cock is a shotgun, you can call me Ernest Hemingway.

To live is to risk it all.(F)

To live is to risk it all.(F)

Isnt it obvious Morty? I (f)ucked a planet.

Isnt it obvious Morty? I (f)ucked a planet.

Theres no tougher titty than a psychotic break, Rick. (F)

Theres no tougher titty than a psychotic break, Rick. (F)

Let’s get schwi(f)ty!

Let’s get schwi(f)ty!

Wubba lubba dub dub! (F)

Wubba lubba dub dub! (F)

The worst thing about prison was the dementors. (F)

The worst thing about prison was the dementors. (F)

I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day. (F)

I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day. (F)

I’m not superstitious, but I am a thin stitious.(F)

I’m not superstitious, but I am a tiny stitious.(F)

Identify the(f)t is not a joke, Jim!

This better not bite me in the ass.(F)

This better not bite me in the ass.(F)

You couldn’t handle my undivided attention. (F)

You couldn’t handle my undivided attention. (F)

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.(F)

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.(F)

Women are like wolves. If you want one, you must shemale it. Snare it. Tame it. (F)eed it.

Women are like wolves. If you want one, you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. (F)eed it.

My heart belongs to music. But my rear belongs, to these people. (F)

My heart belongs to music. But my ass, belongs to these people.(F)

I need two men on this:p (F)

Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?(F)

Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?(F)

I feel like Im the paris o(f) people.

I feel like Im the paris o(f) people.

I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the (f)ace of the joke.

I’m not usually the ass of the joke. I’m usually the (f)ace of the joke.

The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.(F)

The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.(F)

She was such a strong, (f)emale coed with nice, heavy breasts.

She was such a strong, (f)emale woman with nice, heavy breasts.

This better not bite me in the ass, title of my sex tape.(F)

This better not bite me in the ass, title of my intercourse tape.(F)

Guess what, I have (f)laws. What are they? Oh I don’t know.

Guess what, I have (f)laws. What are they? Oh I don’t know.

And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo (F)

And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo (F)

Sometimes the clothes at the GapKids are just too (f)lashy.

Sometimes the clothes at the GapKids are just too (f)lashy.

Knockin’ on heaven’s door-Rit-dit-dit-di-doo!(F)

Knockin’ on heaven’s door-Rit-dit-dit-do-doo!(F)

All you need is love. (F)alse. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter.

Let’s put a smile on that (f)ace.

I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows.(F)

I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows.(F)

I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows.(F)

Welcome to Schrute (f)arms!

Welcome to Schrute (f)arms!

Welcome to Schrute (f)arms!

Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch(F)

Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch(F)

Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch(F)

Some people cant help oozing sexuality (F)

Some people cant help oozing sexuality (F)

Some people cant help oozing sexuality (F)

Make Friends (F)irst, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

Make Friends (F)irst, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

Make Friends (F)irst, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it (f)eels good.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it (f)eels good.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it (f)eels good.

(F)Just do it....Nike.

(F)Just do it....Nike.

(F)Just do it....Nike.

There’s a lot o(f) sexy in ordinary things.

There’s a lot o(f) beauty in ordinary things.

There’s a lot o(f) hot in ordinary things.

You only live once? (F)alse. You live every day. You only die once.

You only live once? (F)alse. You live every day. You only die once.

You only live once? (F)alse. You live every day. You only die once.

Life is short. Drive (f)ast and leave a hot corpse.

Life is short. Drive (f)ast and leave a sexy corpse.

Life is short. Drive (f)ast and leave a sexy corpse.

I am Beyoncé, always (F)

I am Beyoncé, always (F)

I am Beyoncé, always (F)

I’m aware o(f) the effect I have on (wo)men

I’m aware o(f) the effect I have on (wo)men

I’m aware o(f) the effect I have on (wo)men

You think you’re excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

You think you’re excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

You think you’re excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

Boy, have you lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you (f)ind it!

Boy, have you lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you (f)ind it!

Boy, have you lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you (f)ind it!

What is your per(f)ect crime?

What is your per(f)ect crime?

What is your per(f)ect crime?

Oh, I’d kill (f)or a good coma right now.

Oh, I’d kill (f)or a good coma right now.

Oh, I’d kill (f)or a good coma right now.

You have no idea how high I can (f)ly.

You have no idea how high I can (f)ly.

You have no idea how high I can (f)ly.

Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses, second only to the neck.(F)

Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses, second only to the neck.(F)

Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses, second only to the neck.(F)

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.(F)

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.(F)

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.(F)

(F) You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

(F) You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

(F) You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

You think youre excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

You think youre excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

You think youre excited? You should (f)eel my nipples. Boing!

(F)I just want to lie on the beach and eat beautiful dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

(F)I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

(F)I just want to lie on the beach and eat horny dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.