(f) you find me stuck like this wyd?

(f) i think i’d make a good human fleshlight

(f) Gymnophoria is the feeling that someone is mentally undressing you

(f) On this day, 1903, the Pepsi Cola company formed

(f) Do you like thigh chub with thigh highs?

what’s your (f)avourite dinosaur?

(F)un fact: Bubble wrap was initially invented to create a textured wallpaper in the late 50’s

(f) would you let me bounce on your nuts like a frog or perhaps a toad?

(F)un fact: On this day 1965, Malcolm X was assassinated

(F)un fact: On this date in 1930, Pluto was discovered by astronomer Clyde Tombaugh

this is my smile 🙂 oh and my hole too!! (f)

(F)un fact: The average horse can generate up to 14.9 horsepower

(F)un fact: You can still send telegrams today. About 17 million telegrams are sent each year. They are priced per word and hand delivered.

(F)un fact: On this day 1653, New Amsterdam became a city (later named New York)

short girls with messy rooms and moderate to severe depression have the best vagina (f)

(F)un fact: On this day in 1924 Vladimir Lenin’s body was placed in the Red Square

(F)un fact: On this day, in 1998, Bill Clinton says “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

Fun fact: On today’s date in 1924, St Petersburg, Russia was renamed Leningrad (f)

(f) i want to have intercourse so good that the neighbours need a cigarette

(f)ucktoy reporting for duty!

It’s a wonderful day to whore myself out on the internet (f)

wanna cockwarm? (f)

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell (f)

(f) spare pp?

(f) a quickie has a u and i in it

li(f)e is like a penis, often hard for no reason

(f) would you let me suck you off semi-regularly?

(F) Is sex a joke? Because I don’t get it.

(f) pin my legs down 🙂

(f) How do skeletons have sex? They bone each other

(f) What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off

(f) in the mood to be demolished in this position

(f) There’s a party in my coochie, and your cocks are invited

A blowjob at a funeral could also be called top of the mourning (f)

(f) need cuddles

roses are red, violets are blue, i want to (f)uck you

(f) What instrument do people like to listen to during sex? A SEX-aphone

are you a dentist, because i sure could use a filling (f)

Are you su(f)fering from OCD? Oversized Cock Disorder?

(f) what does a sexy toad say? rubbit

never try phone sex, you could get hearing aids (f)

My boy(f)riend dumped me, so I stole his wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back

(f) What do you call a pickled deer? A dill-doe 🙂

(f) I honestly post for attention because I have severe insecurity issues ?

do you think russian emperors drank tsarbucks? (f)

just a lil peek (f) 18

wanna pound some cake? (f)

are you a dentist, because i sure could use a filling (f)

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is (f)

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize (f)

hocus pokus, you’ve lost for focus! (f)

(f) i deserved fucking today but whatever

coochie! (f)

i’m daydreaming about gettig my guts rearranged (f)

(f) 18

have you ever had fucking during camping? it’s banging intense! (f)

phat (f)

i haven’t been laid in so long (f)