Good morning sunshine ☀️ (f)

Hope your week started off swell (f)

If you were my boss.. what would happen next? (F)

Looking for excitement. Apply within me. (f)

Ready for a slumber group ? (F)

Get baked and skip office with me? (f)

Needy vagina (F)

10/10 should not be an Airbnb host (f)

This is new 🙂 (f)

Holiday party ready! (f)

So I had a SpongeBob moment at office and not a soul told me ? (f)

The (F)lash made my nips vanish

New bikini goofin (f)

Proper morning routines are important AF (f)

Looking for a tutor. Apply within. (f)

(f) clothes are bad for the environment.

deliver me a blunt and a beer (F)

To avoid the Monday blues ❤️ (f)

(f) just like Cinderella’s slipper

Good morning ? (f)

Is this what The Beach Boys meant? (F)

Where are you cumming? ?(f)

For a mathematical reason.. (f)

New dildo 🙂 app controlled ? who wants a turn? (f)

Mondays don’t have to be bad (F)

Cum here (F)

I think I need a massage (f)

Do fishnets count as pants? (F)

(F) Don’t believe in love or panties ?

Bare essentials only (f)

These are my fav (f)

Dirty 30 today ?(f)

(f) who wants a snack?

Double stuf(f)ed Oreos or double stuffed me ?

Motivational Monday (f)

Pink or purple today? (f)

Can’t sleep (f)

One or two (f)ingers? Or can you provide something better? ?

Is purple my color? (F)

(F) Look, no hands.

Too early to play? (F)

Schedule a tasting now (f)

You’re welcum (f)

Panty check (f)

Someone bring me a monster coffee and Schwanz ? (f)

I’m really no good at napping (f)

If there ever was a panty inspection, I’d fail. EVERY time 🙂 (f)

Never go out horny, you’ll bring trash home. (f)

Bra or nah? (f)

Good morning (f)rom my place of employment to yours ?

Good morning. Happy hump me day or whatever (f) if you were an alien what color would you be?

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to office from home without supervision (f)

Guess the size win a prize (F)

Delivery services near me ? (f)

(F)riendly Reminder: Dopamine is produced in response to sexual stimulation. Let me know if you need help ?

(F) Name a better place to be baked….

Please don’t hurt me (f)

Is this how you find the circum(f)erence?

Hi 🙂 I got new shoes (f)

Where would you wanna blow your load at? (f)

New shower accessory BRB (f)

(F) kissable lips are one of my best features.

(f)Should we chat about baseball or….

Every time I try to nap in a tank top ?(f)

Gooooood a(f)ternoon 🙂 happy Saturday ?

Is this what The Beach Boys meant? (f)

Always start your day with something positive ?(f)

Thirsty Thursday was way more (f)un out in these ?

In humans, serotonin is the neurotransmitter most clearly associated with ejaculation ?(f)

I think winter made me a bit too thicc this time around. (F)

I hope these won’t distract me at work ?(f)