Cowabunga time anyone ? (f)

I’m ready to inspect your wand (f)

It’s weird but I’m always wet when building my collection (f)

Heard you may speak parseltongue (f)

In detention I always use my mouth to check the wizards wand. (f)

Can I be your griffinwhore (f)

Can you make me Squirtle (f)

Can I be your nerdy Milf friend who likes Pokémon, legos and being naughty (f)

Excuse me but do you speak parseltongue? (f)

I finally (f)ound my Pokémon squishmallows let’s celebrate

To broke to get the PS5. How about a PS3 or me (f)

Show me your wand. And I’ll show you my chamber of secrets (f)

Let’s wrestle naked: the winner gets to keep the Charizard Slippers (f)

I’ll read while you snack (f)

Grade them (f)

Use your cheat codes to unlock what’s underneath (f)

PS5’s are overrated and fuzzy twat is underrated, change my mind (f)

Hurry up, golden-rod (f)

Do you speak parseltongue i could use some extra help (f)

Can you Squirtle all over my Charizard (F)

I may be at Disney but I still want my pussy eaten and Beaten (f)

Who wants to see the new movie with me? (f)

All I need is a Nimbus 2000 to ride (f)

Use your Jedi tricks on me (f)

Can you please my hufflepuf(f)

Care to help finish me off (f)

Anyone down to Reptar on my rug (f)

I’ve been told my Jedi tricks will suck your mind. (F)

Can you Squirtle all over my bulbasaur. (f)

Can I be your griffenwhore (f)

Anyone down to have a Harry Potter marathon and chill? (f)

Don’t worry we don’t bite too hard (f)

Can we compare collections? Loser has to plow the winner (f)

Can I Squirtle in your Meowth? (f)

All packed up and ready to come to your house (f)

Like my gaming outfit (f)

Could you assist me in (f)inishing my set

We gaming today? (f)

Let’s have a Harry Potter marathon and let me check those wands for compatibility (f)

Probably not a PSA 10 thin off center right (f)

I’m in serious need of someone to search my chamber or secrets (F)

Could I be your sorting hat (f)

I bet you would squish my mallow (f)

Care to slytherin (f)

It’s cold outside always need a scarf (f)

Listen to my Squishmallow unless your prepared to eat me (f)

Can you slytherin to my hufflepuff. (f)

Put that COD down and cum play with me (f)

Cum here sailor (f)

Want to try my sorting hat (f)

Did I mention I love squishmallows (f)

Who else loves a Harry Potter marathon (f)

The only thing I’m missing is a wand to use (F)

I’m very (f)luent in Parseltongue

Should I remove my scar(f)

Can I use your wand. (F)

Which house are you (f)

I will be the judge of how ef(f)ective your wand is.

Care to taste my hufflepuf(f)

Use the Engorgio spell and send your wand in my chamber of secrets (F)

Under the scar(f) is your golden snitch. Please use your mouth

Making road trips fun (F)

On or of(F) Friday?