Hi, freeselfshotgirls. Here’s a bunch of identi(f)ying features I usually crop out, courtesy of free drinks at a work event. Before I delete, can you make me wish I weren’t sharing this hotel room with a snoring coworker?

(f)ind me in the secret garden

Glaze my little patch of (f)ur please

(f)eels like summer

(f)resh wax vibes

Can I borrow your shirt to go make us co(f)fee?

In a revealed mood (f)

Make me (f)eel something

Being an adult Minecraft (f)an means feeling like a creeper for having more in common with the kids next door than their parents. Drop me your best Mojang innuendo to help me feel less alone, pls

Undo that button when you (f)eel inspired

Anyone hungry (f)or a small spoon?

This landing strip’s not the only thing that’s gotten out o(f) control

Gotta get every drop o(f) vitamin D I can this time of year

I know there’s a bed over there but sometimes I just want to (f)ool around on the floor

Lying on the (f)loor, I’ve come undone

Dress (f)or the job you want

Garters never (f)ail to put me in the mood

Serving up a monster helping o(f) booty

Baseball’s fine but I’ve got a different (f)avorite ball sport

POV: I ask you to get on your knees and let me (f)eel your tongue

If you rub my strip like a magic lamp, I might grant you a (f)ew wishes

(F)resh landing strip seeks experienced pilots for a test flight

Clothes hal(f) off today! Get ‘em while they’re hot

Can I of(f)ur you a quick peek under my panties?

What is it about hotel rooms that always makes me (f)eel like taking nudes?

These shorts ride up so much I might as well take them of(f)

This hotel room doesn’t even have a working toilet roll holder but at least it’s got pretty nice light (f)or nudes

Waking up (f)rom a weekend nap is its own mood

Might be a tiny (f)uzzy by the pre-brunch fuck

Press yoursel(f) into all the soft parts

Nothing (f)ancy, just a undressed

I think almost every slut (f)antasizes about being banged up against a wall. The wall in my fantasy changes - sometimes it’s my kitchen wall, sometimes a brick wall in an alley. But always pinned like this, lips against my neck...

My landing strip has grown into a (f)urry mohawk

Maybe the biggest surprise of my sel(f)-taught course in freeselfshotgirls sluthood and human sexuality: I’ve gotten at least 10x as many requests for armpit pics as feet pics

Maybe the biggest surprise of my sel(f)-taught course in freeselfshotgirls sluthood and human sexuality: I’ve gotten at least 10x as many requests for armpit pics as feet pics

Maybe the biggest surprise of my sel(f)-taught course in freeselfshotgirls sluthood and human sexuality: I’ve gotten at least 10x as many requests for armpit pics as feet pics

Best part o(f)a rainy day is watching out the window

Best part o(f)a rainy day is watching out the window

Best part o(f)a rainy day is watching out the window

I want your cum all over my (f)uzzy petite landing strip

I want your cum all over my (f)uzzy tiny landing strip

I want your cum all over my (f)uzzy little landing strip

Take your pick (f)

Take your pick (f)

Take your pick (f)

You. Me. This (f)lannel. A sunny snowy Saturday afternoon. Join me for a bit of “build a snowman and chill”?

You. Me. This (f)lannel. A sunny snowy Saturday afternoon. Join me for a bit of “build a snowman and chill”?

You. Me. This (f)lannel. A sunny snowy Saturday afternoon. Join me for a bit of “build a snowman and chill”?

Let me (f)eel how much you want it

Let me (f)eel how much you want it

Let me (f)eel how much you want it

Who doesn’t love a bit o(f) explodey action?

Who doesn’t love a bit o(f) explodey action?

Who doesn’t love a bit o(f) explodey action?

What good’s the weekend i(f) you don’t get decoratively nude

What good’s the weekend i(f) you don’t get decoratively naked

What good’s the weekend i(f) you don’t get decoratively nude

Somehow I always (f)eel more nude in thigh highs than fully undressed

Somehow I always (f)eel more nude in thigh highs than fully nude

Somehow I always (f)eel more undressed in thigh highs than fully revealed

After years on survival, I played creative (f)or the first time recently. I had creeper PTSD. Couldn’t believe the explodey man could just chill peacefully in my house. But I’ve come to believe that the right kind of explosion isn’t so bad.

After years on survival, I played creative (f)or the first time recently. I had creeper PTSD. Couldn’t believe the explodey dude could just chill peacefully in my house. But I’ve come to believe that the right kind of explosion isn’t so bad.

After years on survival, I played creative (f)or the first time recently. I had creeper PTSD. Couldn’t believe the explodey stud could just chill peacefully in my house. But I’ve come to believe that the right kind of explosion isn’t so bad.

Howdy, neighbor. You got a cup o(f) sugar I could borrow?

Howdy, neighbor. You got a cup o(f) sugar I could borrow?

Howdy, neighbor. You got a cup o(f) sugar I could borrow?

You’ll (f)it. I promise

This shirt always makes me think o(f) the time Ryan Reynolds “leaked” Detective Pikachu but it was actually just 90 mins of Pikachu dancing

My (f)orwarding address: this hoodie, until the weather warms up

Make me shiver by running your palms (f)irm and shaved over my breasts and hips

Give it a thin squeeze (f)or me, please

It’s a grey day, but I’m (f)eeling sunny Friday vibes

I’m a pretty so(f)t place to land

If you don’t get over here and unbutton my shorts, I’m going to have to do it mysel(f)

Slide yoursel(f) right between them

I expected plenty o(f) heated geek debates when I started getting into D&D but I didn’t expect how vehemently people would argue about how to read a percentile die. How do *you* read a 00-0 roll?

Fun (f)act: I’m always undressed under my clothes

Squeeze me, spank me, (f)ill me up

Do my nipples taste as much like candy as they look? Probably not, but how can you be sure i(f) you haven’t done the research?

I can’t help it. You getting of(f) to me turns me on

Hips made (f)or grabbing

Just bend me over the dang counter already, what are you waiting (f)or?

Nothing makes me (f)eel as much like an always-ready-to-fuck girl as a fleece-lined flannel and pink lace thong

Night owl says, “is it really a good morning? How soon be(f)ore I can go back to bed?”

(f)ucking Mondays, amirite?

Spent all summer ? waiting ? (f)or ? the ? fall ? of ? capitalism

Stay right there (f)or me. I’ll get on top

My torso’s (f)ine but I think it’s a thin under-decorated, you know?

These hips are made (f)or grabbing

You ever see yoursel(f) undressed and notice something new? Like, holy wow, do my breasts always look this different from each other? Weird how we can go through life in the same flawed vessel all the time, but it’s only when we look in the mirror that we become aware of it.

I(f) I stand just right my skeleton almost lines up with my anatomical shower curtain

What you’ll see right be(f)ore I climb into your lap

What you’ll see right be(f)ore I climb into your lap

What you’ll see right be(f)ore I climb into your lap

What’s up, dog? (f) (banner)

“Nothing under my sundress” might be my (f)avorite season. Such a free feeling

Caught in the headlights. What’s your move? Fight, flight, (f)reeze, or have fucking with? (Never could understand why they called it “the four Fs” when I was a kid)

Nothing quite like the feeling o(f) sinking into a beautiful bath

It’s always kind of (f)ascinated me how different my boobs look depending on how I position my arms and hips

It’s always kind of (f)ascinated me how different my boobs look depending on how I position my arms and hips

It’s always kind of (f)ascinated me how different my breasts look depending on how I position my arms and hips

It’s always kind of (f)ascinated me how different my boobs look depending on how I position my arms and hips

Time (f)or a shower, all ye dirty ones

Time (f)or a shower, all ye dirty ones

I’ve still never gotten better than second place in Tetris 99, but I keep trying. Wanna help me practice (f)itting things into tight spaces?

I’ve still never gotten better than second place in Tetris 99, but I keep trying. Wanna help me practice (f)itting things into tight spaces?

Slip your (f)ingers under my waistband

In all black, channeling my tiny titty goth g(f) vibes

Wanna see i(f) you can poke my belly button from the inside?

Let me know if you need me to pull them down any (f)urther

Looking (f)or a tongue as soft as this light

Going through an old hard drive, came across some blacklight nudes (f)rom my 18th birthday, back when digital cameras were potatoes and I was embarrassed to admit how wet being drawn on in highlighter made me

Doesn’t everyone love (f)eeling warm and wet?

Why aren’t you already under me? (f)

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos! (f)

I know a couple cures (f)or the Sunday blues

do you know de way? (f)

Like rainbow road but with a low risk o(f) falling off

Hope you don’t mind a bit o(f) a nose tickle

Nerd butt, now (f)or home box office, in scintillating 240p

I can’t remember a so(f)ter bed

Ready to (f)uck this week into the past. Who’s with me?

I think it’s about time (f)or us to take a dip

I(f) I pass a hotel mirror without taking a undressed in it, does it really exist?